History: How I won the 2008 Election

It's the will of the people (at least some people who helped to manipulate the election) that the CPP won the election fairly easy in 2008. There's 5 points that help us to win:

1. We sweet talk the voters and giving them donation before and on the day of election.
2. Give voters free ride on the government and army trucks to the voting stations. You should have seen the faces of these people who never been on a motor vehicle before. They are so happy be taken on a ride and they voted for us.
3. We didn't use ghost to vote like some said... we used people who help other people to vote who couldn't come to vote. We gave them gift if they let our people vote for them.
4. The power of the media is important. If you keep telling people something long enough even though it's not true they will still believe it. We control all the major TV, radio and newspapers.
5. Remove names from the voter list who are known opposition supporters. It's great when you have control of the NEC, isn't it?

I tell you, Cambodia without Hun Sen is like a duck without a pond to swim in! But unlike Khmers, ducks know to go to the next pond if the usual pond is full of shit. Khmer would swim in shit if we tell them it's made of chocolate!