Monday, June 30, 2008

Vote for me!

Yes the Cambodian general election is coming up very soon. As I have declared to the press recently, I want a peaceful election, no intimidation or taking the chickens and cows hostage. When I win this election, I want everyone to respect the decision of the voter. I know I will win fare and square!

But now why should you vote for me? Because I'm going to build a very high (probably two) skyscrapers and change the face of Phnom Penh. Of course foreigners will occupy these buildings and pay us money. We are too poor to rent or buy the spaces in those buildings. The Korean have invest a lof money to build those buildings.

Anyway, like I said I will make Cambodia better. Don't believe the bullshit from Ah Sam Rainsy that he will give free health care and lower price of gasoline. How and where is he going to get the money from? How is that possible? I don't want to have Cambodia have free health care like in my friend's country Vietnam where three peoples sleep in a small bed in the hospital. That would just make people more sick! Ridiculous ... free health care! In your dream my friend!

As you know the election campaign period have already started. It's good to see all my friends and supporters came in and show their support. We have more trucks than any other parties parading on the street of Phnom Penh. Thanks to the USA for donating some of their old trucks recently. It's very handy for this time of year.

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